violent jerks

its having uncontrollable muscle spasm

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.

by Half case March 5, 2021

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illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

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Jerk

Who breaks up without any reason and even not willing to talk about it, especially in quarantine. or Who searches for nearest dick in her city when you're not there in quarantine.

I've found my love is a jerk in Corona times.

by wildwildforever April 16, 2020

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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

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