irish donation

The act of defecating on a sixteen-year old girl's chest while wearing a leprechaun suit.

At last year's St. Patrick's day parade, Dillon got so wasted that he left an irish donation on the chest of that cheerleader that passed out in his loft.

by Hanis Polo March 2, 2008

irish popsicle

An Irish popsicle is when you masturbate or jerk someone off using a potato

“Hey Jimmey! I heard that lass Maeve gave you an Irish popsicle yesterday”
“Ye that is right Mclavish, you can tell she really cares for me!”

by Norwegiangal June 22, 2019

Irish

1) An ethnic group consisting of the indigenous people of the island of Ireland as well as the descendants of those people who immigrated abroad.

2) A citizen of a Republic on some God-forsaken waterlogged island in the north Atlantic who can't seem to wrap his head around the fact that the word "Irish" can denote either an ethnicity or a nationality and one does not have to belong to one group to belong to the other.

Irish dude from Boston: OK, I'll try to explain one last time. Here, look at this Venn diagram. It has bright colors and everything. After we get done, you can even use it as a coloring book. There, that's a good boy!

Irish dude from Dublin: *stomps feet, sticks fingers in ears and clenches teeth* *Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! .....

Irish dude from Boston: No wonder my ancestors left that place...

by enfant terrible December 11, 2019

Irish headphones

When two Irishmen insert their dicks in your ears and cum. They then later tell you that st. Patty is in their semen.

I was so drunk last night that I let these guys give me Irish headphones

by Dr. Prater August 11, 2010

Irish vacuum

When an Irish street whore fiercely shits on your cock and then proceeds to slurp and swallow her faeces.

“Come here you little slut and give me a fucking Irish vacuum.”

by Faze klan March 9, 2020

Irish Wrist Watch

The act of ejactulating onto the anal rim of a female, followed by fisting the ass hole until the wrist touches the sphincter. The ring of brown and white upon ones wrist after withdrawal of the fist is an Irish Wrist Watch.

'Bend over love, I want an Irish Wrist Watch'

by Thebloodymary May 20, 2015

Irish father

To leave unannounced and without saying goodbye.

Yo, where did Jack go last night? He totally Irish fathered.

by Room Jew19 March 6, 2011