Honkafig

Travel Bag large enough to carry a unicorn horn inside

Don’t forget your honkafig Uni!

by Unicrnsnyp December 1, 2025

window honky

A white guy that sits halfway out of the window of the Zatch House racist room cause he's too lazy to go downstairs to be a porch honky in the garage

Look at that window honky sittin halfway out his window with a computer on his lap.

by mr. crackaman August 31, 2006

stupid honkees

The spiteful quick horn blast bestowed upon motorists for doing something stupid. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "idiot honkees", which is the spitefully extra long horn blast given to motorists doing something completely idiotic.

The light turned green and the motorist in front of me did not move so I gave him the stupid honkees.

by sparkisss July 19, 2011

bull honks

A clean version of bullshit

That is total bull honks!

by rostenl May 26, 2014

Buttermilk honkers

Extra rich and luscious boobs.

Check out that rack! Those aren't just ordinary boobs. Those are buttermilk honkers!

by JulianZ June 19, 2016

portch honky

A bunch of rednecks hanging out with connor shooting bottle rockets

Look at those portch honkys over yonderr

by countryboy9617 July 8, 2017

Sardined Honkey Tonk

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.

Dat dem dair is a sardined honkey tonk.

by FoxyFly January 7, 2018