A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.
Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"
by Cavernous canine August 3, 2022
Get the Gay-Hetero mug.When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
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The dumbest fuck you will ever meet, this is the cunt that wanks to midget porn in the living room with the thrill of getting caught. He enjoys gaming and perking on his grandma in the shower.
by Beedlebutt January 20, 2023
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Foe most of my life I thought I was straight, but then I realized I'm Omni-Heterosexual as I can be attracted to trans men
by Jackiseuroless April 24, 2025
Get the Omni-Heterosexual mug.Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"
by pretentiouspasta September 11, 2016
Get the Cupid's Hetarrow mug.A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020
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