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Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.
I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google
by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012
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its gonna die...
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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 6, 2019
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google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!
I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!
by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023
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google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.
Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.
by 2056p June 12, 2012
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Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google
I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019
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Google

One of the best search engines to ever exist on the internet. Not only one of the most efficient search engines to ever exist, but Google also has so many results for what is being searched that it is impossible to actually reach the last search result available. Not only that, but Google also is reliable for helping or doing your homework and answering any questions that might come upon anyone's concern
Person 1: "Yo I can't figure out what the meaning of life is..."
Person 2: "Just Google it..."
by 7God December 23, 2016
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