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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
mugGet the I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.mug.

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement
“hey you’re kinda gay
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage
by 1:11AM July 2, 2019
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google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!
I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!
by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023
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Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!
If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.
by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020
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Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.
Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex
by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018
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Google

the answer to all your questions
Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?
by The defenitor January 26, 2021
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