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Fortnite 

The ONLY bitch u should be worried about stealing mans
Fortnite: Play me baby
Ur Mans: Yes my love
Girl: he broke up with me😖
Fortnite by GG2K18 July 12, 2018

fortnite 

girl- “can i come over so we can fuck”

guy- “no babe, im about to get a fortnite win”
fortnite by vape_god11 July 13, 2018

Fortnite 

A video game created by the game developing company named Epic Games, available on PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, and mobile devices. It consists of two separate game types: Fortnite: Save the World, and Fortnite: Battle Royale. Fortnite: Save the world is a co-op game mode, which can be played with 1-4 players. In this, you must defend the dwindling population from zombies and a mysterious storm. Fortnite: Battle Royale is a game mode where 100 players drop onto an island, and have to fight only until one is left standing. An inferior mode to Save the World, Fortnite: Battle Royale is only played by the highest level of a hella gay sub-species of humans called Virgins.
Non Gay Male 1- Hey, Wanna play some Fortnite?

Non Gay Male 2- Sure, as long as it’s not Fortnite: Battle Royale. That sh*t gay n**ga.

Non Gay Male 1- Of corse, we ain’t no Virgins.
Fortnite by a_lore_nerd July 13, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that makes you lose your shit

And the game that will also make you feel special for like 5 seconds
Fortnite is a broken game pump does 6 damage

Fortnite 

A game that keeps adding high fire rate weapons that do 25 plus damage it doesnt matter how good you are with shotgun, your fucked because that only does 25 damage
"Have you played Fortnite?" "Yeah its really fun all you do is hold down fire and you win. And developers hop on my casual ass dick all day so I spend money on it.
Fortnite by Fortfucked July 17, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that most people love and a lot of virgins play(I mean a lot!) But even though the game makes you want to shoot yourself cause of how broken it is,you still keep playing
Person 1:I think I have cancer because of fortnite Person 1's friend: I'm surprised you just got it now(shows friend bald)
Fortnite by borkmcgee July 19, 2018