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Decoy Food 

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
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ikea food 

The most amazing food you will ever taste, surprisingly good quality, at a surprisingly low price
I went to IKEA tonight and sampled IKEA FOOD, it was delicious and really great value
ikea food by Just me 171717 April 28, 2014
Bra food is small snacks that don't make it to the mouth when eating. They fall into the next dimension only to be found later. The food is thought to fall into the same dimension that pens do when they fall from a table. Small snacks such as popcorn or skittles fall most often.
"Agh Jessie! I found skittles in my bra."

"Mmm good bra food for later!"
Bra food by Octozach May 26, 2014

Fast food crawl 

A fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. Of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. Finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.
Yo J did you hear that E and I went on that fast food crawl last week? Man I haven't taken a solid dump in a week, iv'e just been slapping turds since.
Fast food crawl by slappingturds December 4, 2014

Sedimentary Food 

Any food comprising of multiple foods pressed/forced together. Kinda like a sedimentary rock is made up of multiple rocks pressed/forced together...except its food.
The snack my friend was eating was a Sedimentary Food because it was formed of multiple foods smushed together.
Sedimentary Food by TheFiend138 January 17, 2015

Whore Food

After consuming, this food makes you feel like a cheap and dirty whore. Often found for low prices and with plenty of grease and lower self-respect. Anything that can be obtained at a "Munchies 420 cafe"
"Lets go get some quality whore food because I hate myself right now and give zero fucks", "she just threw up all over my cock and I just need some whore food"
Whore Food by trod wod March 11, 2015