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emo

We all know Emo is a genre of music but what word can describe those kids you see in the local mall or that random kid that always sits in the same place every lunch break at school.

We will just refer to them as emo kids.

They will usually deny being "emo" but don't be confused, they actually love the attention they get.

The kids who go around saying they are emo, they are usually the faggots who should be hit.

They'll listen to lots of different bands -
- My Chemical Romance (This is because MCR is life)
- Panic! At The Disco (This is because Panic! are geniuses)
- Random Techno Bands (This is because every emo loves to get up and dance when they're not OD'd on the floor)
- Old School Punk (This is because they are actually more xtuffx then the other kids give them credit for, not)

They'll dress in lots of different clothes and colours as long as it's black and tight -
-Black Skinnies (If you don't have these don't even try and claim to be emo)
-Black Band Shirts (If you don't have at least two of these don't even try and claim to be emo)
-Black and White Checkered Belt (Like because whites a colour aswell!)
-Vans/Chucks (Because emos need to wear basketball shoes even though they hate sport, it's just emotional like that you know?)
-Random apparel (Like the clothing, can be any colour as long as it's black or white)

Now that you know what these kids are wearing it shouldn't be hard to track a few down in your local area.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
Honestly, emo kids are popping up everywhere these days. Hell after reading this you'll probably turn to your more emotional side and next thing you know your begging to go shopping with your mum so she'll buy you some new tight jeans.
Oh Yes, the tight black jeans usually have rips in them. I don't know wether this is to look trendy or because they fall over a lot due to not being able to see because of their black hair covering their eyes.

HAIR is a big thing and probably the most hardest to become emo and fit in.
Dye it black, grow it, brush it forward.
That was hard.

Just remember these emo kids are highly emotional so don't go around giving them shit just because they don't know any better, in around 6 months they'll move on and deny ever listening to MCR or claiming to be emo.
You'll see enough of these kids and learn to thank them for the amount of laughter they create when you walk past, but never actually laugh at them. You're a jock/slut remember, you have to spread rumours - that's your job.
I used to be happy but now I'm emo so I can score girls

You're not emo, those jeans are loose

I'm an emo kid, be my friend?
by xxx3m0k1dxxx March 12, 2008
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emo

someone who expresses there emotions through cutting or other self disturctive behaviors and anyone who sayd they are just wannabe goths or anything like that need to be pistol whipped becuase there wrong sometimes when things get to be too much they need an outlet and they dont know what else to do.
an emo person is someone who slits their wrists
by arianna b. October 4, 2009
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Emo

People who get mad at the world so they slit there wrists becase there dumb asses.
Jeff woke up remembering last night when people made fun of him for being emo, so he opened up his sock drawer and got out a small switch blade and started to slit his wrists.
by Kaleb Dallas December 12, 2008
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Emo

(generally)middle-class bored teenagers who are morbidly attracted to concepts of misery, suffering and death and who wear black or dark coloured clothes to reflect their ethos that 'life is so very depressing when you think about it'. They often have pierced lips, dark makeup, and invariably have long hair, mostly straightened and black, covering part of their face, perhaps to aid their introspective tendencies. They try to stand out but ironically have formed a taxonomy of emos (who all look the same.) Male emos are often bisexual, or pertain to be,kissing each other, because it shows the extent of their perceived emotional scope. They listen to special emo music of which the lyrics concern self-hatred, complaints against the shallowness of other people etc. etc. However, there are varying degrees of emo-ness as some peole (semi-emos) like the dark dress sense, but can't be assed with the whole 'cut me now' syndrome, and these are emos a non-emo could probably have a conversation with.
Emo girl: you guys kiss!
*Emo boys kiss*
Emo girl: ok, stop now
*Emo boys continue*
*Emo girls giggle* Emo girls: look at them! What a turn on!
by flaze December 14, 2008
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emo

Andrew Szeto is an emo and changes his facebook status to "it's complicated" in order get the attention of the females on his "friends" list.
by sike123 October 29, 2008
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emo

a word the cool kids use to describe everything and anything
im feeling emo today so im gonna hate life

look hes a cute emo

dayum girl that *insert anything here* is so emo
by the only and only potato July 25, 2008
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Emo

Okay, stereotypers stfu posers also stfu LOOK
Emo POSERS do get annoying but hell theyre are real emos I'm getting tired as shit of all these stereotypes. Not all emos want to cry in a dark space. Some don't even cut!!! They just dress dark and sometimes listen to....interesting music...so all of you SHUT THE FUDDJA UP
Person 1-Dude I'm so emo poser
Person 2-HAHA gay faggot sterotyper
Person 3-both of you stfu normal person
by HHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJYYYYYYYYYH January 14, 2010
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