THIS IS A DEFINTION ON WHERE YOU CAN FIND EMOS.
Emos are like annoying little insects that you swat and they come back again, only much worse.
You see emo gay guys making out on SIMS.
You see 3/4 of the Youtube video population containing retarded slide shows on gay emo dudes, again kissing eachother or proposing to eachother.
You go to every single local show and there will be a pit containing emo girls who apparently think that they are on So You Think You Can Dance.
You go to every single dark depressing corner of the mall and you see emo children eating happy meals and snow cones.
You go to Kmart and Walmart and you see ten year old emo kiddies buying sour straps with their mommies whilst having THREE holes in each ear pierced. At that age already.
You go to the delivery sections of supermarkets and bus stops and see emo guys slouching together pretending they are depressed with this world, when really they are craning their necks trying to see if you are looking how in touch with their feelings they are whilst blowing half of their hair off their face without much success.
And, finally, you will see them the most falling on their fat arses in skating rinks.
Or, you could just go to local parks and watch two emo guys giggle together then pull a serious face once someone walks by to maintain their reputation. It's very entertaining.
Emos are like annoying little insects that you swat and they come back again, only much worse.
You see emo gay guys making out on SIMS.
You see 3/4 of the Youtube video population containing retarded slide shows on gay emo dudes, again kissing eachother or proposing to eachother.
You go to every single local show and there will be a pit containing emo girls who apparently think that they are on So You Think You Can Dance.
You go to every single dark depressing corner of the mall and you see emo children eating happy meals and snow cones.
You go to Kmart and Walmart and you see ten year old emo kiddies buying sour straps with their mommies whilst having THREE holes in each ear pierced. At that age already.
You go to the delivery sections of supermarkets and bus stops and see emo guys slouching together pretending they are depressed with this world, when really they are craning their necks trying to see if you are looking how in touch with their feelings they are whilst blowing half of their hair off their face without much success.
And, finally, you will see them the most falling on their fat arses in skating rinks.
Or, you could just go to local parks and watch two emo guys giggle together then pull a serious face once someone walks by to maintain their reputation. It's very entertaining.
This is a real example of a so called "tough" emo kid on my street.
*I'm walking to the Food Court in a mall and spot an emo dude I know*
Me: HIYA
Him: *sitting looking supposedly sensitive yet passive in his black wigga hoodie* Hi.
*he quickly puts something behind his back*
Me:Yo what's that behind ur back
Him:NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL
Me: K bye *starts to walk off*
*I quickly look back and see that he is holding a Happy Meal in one hand and the Happy Meal toy in the other*
I will not even mention his AGE as it will probably embarrass him.
*I'm walking to the Food Court in a mall and spot an emo dude I know*
Me: HIYA
Him: *sitting looking supposedly sensitive yet passive in his black wigga hoodie* Hi.
*he quickly puts something behind his back*
Me:Yo what's that behind ur back
Him:NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL
Me: K bye *starts to walk off*
*I quickly look back and see that he is holding a Happy Meal in one hand and the Happy Meal toy in the other*
I will not even mention his AGE as it will probably embarrass him.
by IHateHabbo January 11, 2009
Get the Emo mug.someone who expresses there emotions through cutting or other self disturctive behaviors and anyone who sayd they are just wannabe goths or anything like that need to be pistol whipped becuase there wrong sometimes when things get to be too much they need an outlet and they dont know what else to do.
by arianna b. October 4, 2009
Get the emo mug.We all know Emo is a genre of music but what word can describe those kids you see in the local mall or that random kid that always sits in the same place every lunch break at school.
We will just refer to them as emo kids.
They will usually deny being "emo" but don't be confused, they actually love the attention they get.
The kids who go around saying they are emo, they are usually the faggots who should be hit.
They'll listen to lots of different bands -
- My Chemical Romance (This is because MCR is life)
- Panic! At The Disco (This is because Panic! are geniuses)
- Random Techno Bands (This is because every emo loves to get up and dance when they're not OD'd on the floor)
- Old School Punk (This is because they are actually more xtuffx then the other kids give them credit for, not)
They'll dress in lots of different clothes and colours as long as it's black and tight -
-Black Skinnies (If you don't have these don't even try and claim to be emo)
-Black Band Shirts (If you don't have at least two of these don't even try and claim to be emo)
-Black and White Checkered Belt (Like because whites a colour aswell!)
-Vans/Chucks (Because emos need to wear basketball shoes even though they hate sport, it's just emotional like that you know?)
-Random apparel (Like the clothing, can be any colour as long as it's black or white)
Now that you know what these kids are wearing it shouldn't be hard to track a few down in your local area.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
Honestly, emo kids are popping up everywhere these days. Hell after reading this you'll probably turn to your more emotional side and next thing you know your begging to go shopping with your mum so she'll buy you some new tight jeans.
Oh Yes, the tight black jeans usually have rips in them. I don't know wether this is to look trendy or because they fall over a lot due to not being able to see because of their black hair covering their eyes.
HAIR is a big thing and probably the most hardest to become emo and fit in.
Dye it black, grow it, brush it forward.
That was hard.
Just remember these emo kids are highly emotional so don't go around giving them shit just because they don't know any better, in around 6 months they'll move on and deny ever listening to MCR or claiming to be emo.
You'll see enough of these kids and learn to thank them for the amount of laughter they create when you walk past, but never actually laugh at them. You're a jock/slut remember, you have to spread rumours - that's your job.
We will just refer to them as emo kids.
They will usually deny being "emo" but don't be confused, they actually love the attention they get.
The kids who go around saying they are emo, they are usually the faggots who should be hit.
They'll listen to lots of different bands -
- My Chemical Romance (This is because MCR is life)
- Panic! At The Disco (This is because Panic! are geniuses)
- Random Techno Bands (This is because every emo loves to get up and dance when they're not OD'd on the floor)
- Old School Punk (This is because they are actually more xtuffx then the other kids give them credit for, not)
They'll dress in lots of different clothes and colours as long as it's black and tight -
-Black Skinnies (If you don't have these don't even try and claim to be emo)
-Black Band Shirts (If you don't have at least two of these don't even try and claim to be emo)
-Black and White Checkered Belt (Like because whites a colour aswell!)
-Vans/Chucks (Because emos need to wear basketball shoes even though they hate sport, it's just emotional like that you know?)
-Random apparel (Like the clothing, can be any colour as long as it's black or white)
Now that you know what these kids are wearing it shouldn't be hard to track a few down in your local area.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
Honestly, emo kids are popping up everywhere these days. Hell after reading this you'll probably turn to your more emotional side and next thing you know your begging to go shopping with your mum so she'll buy you some new tight jeans.
Oh Yes, the tight black jeans usually have rips in them. I don't know wether this is to look trendy or because they fall over a lot due to not being able to see because of their black hair covering their eyes.
HAIR is a big thing and probably the most hardest to become emo and fit in.
Dye it black, grow it, brush it forward.
That was hard.
Just remember these emo kids are highly emotional so don't go around giving them shit just because they don't know any better, in around 6 months they'll move on and deny ever listening to MCR or claiming to be emo.
You'll see enough of these kids and learn to thank them for the amount of laughter they create when you walk past, but never actually laugh at them. You're a jock/slut remember, you have to spread rumours - that's your job.
I used to be happy but now I'm emo so I can score girls
You're not emo, those jeans are loose
I'm an emo kid, be my friend?
You're not emo, those jeans are loose
I'm an emo kid, be my friend?
by xxx3m0k1dxxx March 12, 2008
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But actually they are possibly mostly wrong. "emo" is now used as a term (which is alternative to goth) for people who like to wear what they like..such as black skinny jeans and those who have a fringe. This term is overrated and is really unrealistic. I'm not going to bother writing down an actual definition, but it could mean someone who has deep personal issues and actually like being unique, but are usually happy most of the time.
So yeah :)
But actually they are possibly mostly wrong. "emo" is now used as a term (which is alternative to goth) for people who like to wear what they like..such as black skinny jeans and those who have a fringe. This term is overrated and is really unrealistic. I'm not going to bother writing down an actual definition, but it could mean someone who has deep personal issues and actually like being unique, but are usually happy most of the time.
So yeah :)
Uh... Do you think a person is an emo if they cut themselves?
Another example is someone who goes from happy to down in a short amount of time...Uh, i dont know if thats accurate lol?
Another example is someone who goes from happy to down in a short amount of time...Uh, i dont know if thats accurate lol?
by Emma-Lou December 3, 2007
Get the emo mug.Jeff woke up remembering last night when people made fun of him for being emo, so he opened up his sock drawer and got out a small switch blade and started to slit his wrists.
by Kaleb Dallas December 12, 2008
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Emo POSERS do get annoying but hell theyre are real emos I'm getting tired as shit of all these stereotypes. Not all emos want to cry in a dark space. Some don't even cut!!! They just dress dark and sometimes listen to....interesting music...so all of you SHUT THE FUDDJA UP
Emo POSERS do get annoying but hell theyre are real emos I'm getting tired as shit of all these stereotypes. Not all emos want to cry in a dark space. Some don't even cut!!! They just dress dark and sometimes listen to....interesting music...so all of you SHUT THE FUDDJA UP
Person 1-Dude I'm so emo poser
Person 2-HAHA gay faggot sterotyper
Person 3-both of you stfu normal person
Person 2-HAHA gay faggot sterotyper
Person 3-both of you stfu normal person
by HHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJYYYYYYYYYH January 14, 2010
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