Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Dan

Top bloke with a wide and long chode

Is that Dan? Yeah check out the chode on that him!

by JimmyChood February 13, 2021

Dan

Pretty gay.

"Hey,you're Dan now?"
"Yep,gotta come out of the closet sooner or later"

by Sandtrum June 3, 2019

dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose

I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.

by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016

Dan

A Dan is somebody who loves his family and his friends, willing to give people the benefit of the doubt and put people before himself. Appreciative of everything put in front of them and never wants to put anyone down, unless jokingly. Is a little hard to get talking, but once going, they will become a good friend. Though, they are insecure about themselves, and thus try to keep a low profile, not trying to cause a commotion or cause problems. Stumble over their words and overthinks most things. Is aware of these shortcomings, but because of that, gets angry with themselves for doing such, and can sometimes cause an aggressive exterior. Due to this, they try to change, but get overwhelmed at attempting to figure out how to change themselves, which means sometimes he is dull and seems hopeless. Will always stick by your side though, and will love you through and through.

Please know if that you are with this type of Dan, that you love him, because he will love you back as much as you do him.

Person 1: You are dating Dan? Isn't he kinda awkward to be around?
Person 2: Yes, but once you get to know him, you will see something different in him.

by wediditbecausewerebestfriends October 18, 2023

Dan Mason

A pissflap

“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”

by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023