Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
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Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.
Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
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Get the Classidawg mug.A classic WoW player with an IRL Roleplay of such cosmic level, that he thunder claps his keyboard for gaining threat. He knows everything in the game, and plays WoW since early 90s. The most well hung and GIGACHAD guy you never want to argue with, what, did you see the only shaman in the raid alone in the 8th party in thr fight where mass diseases kill players? So what, this information is so random for the Classic Andy legendary GM raid leader. It's all good, just Mass Dispel them all, as Classic Andy boss said, don't create a fuss, sit calm and get carried by a large Classic Andy value. Diseases are mass, and dispel is, it's logical, and Classic Andy is the one pinnacle of logic you will Never Beat. The only reason Andy wasn't in the historys' most well known most well knower, pushing Archimedes or Aristotle from their pedestals, is because Chromie was too late for the bbq he was making with Anduin, when Andy was already playing TBC.
- We're having a new RL, he's from WotLK guild, but he does know Dragonflight bosses.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.
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That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.
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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023
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