Christmas

a special time of year its not about presants.
and the christmas spirit is great.

christmas is family time

by just a dude111111 November 23, 2021

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Dreaming of a White Christmas

Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.

Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard

by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016

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christmas eve

the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more

dude its christmas eve!

i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!

by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021

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Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top

Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?

by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018

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Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021

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christmas

the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.

HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS

by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020

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