thottage cheese

When you catch an STI from fucking a thot and your dick is diseased.

"Ahh man I got that Thottage Cheese!"

by Pawan DBOY December 8, 2017

cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

ham and cheese

Basically the food version of crazy. Sometimes just shortened to ham. i.e Coach goes Ham

Those guys went ham and cheese over that comic book

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

Joyal With Cheese

A grilled cheese containing either three or four pieces of bread with cheese in between each layer.

"Yo man, you're getting a big mac? Mine as well have a Joyal with Cheese"

by Fluffhead403 December 26, 2011

Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

Cloutage Cheese

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

Under the Cheese

Under the influence of a mind-alterning drug (usually shrooms); high; acting strangely.

Dude, I was so far under the cheese last night I thought my bed was trying to eat me!

by sacktapp April 10, 2009