charteris

Charteris...if this has been done 2 you that means your filth to be charterised means to have your balls stretched and then spat and for girls this is even more foul as to be charterised for a girl means to have ure fanny flaps strecthed so that you yourself can give yourself some pleasure

paul: hey i heard you have been charterised!
frankie: yea i had it done the other night its way cool
paul: wow can i have a look
frankie: sure thing i suked on it the other nite 2 relieve some pain
paul: well i will help you relieve the pain baby
frankie: thanks paul you mean alot 2 me

by Brad Davies July 14, 2006

chastard

chick b*a*s*t*a*r*d
-just like b-a-s-t-a-r-d, a vulgar way to insult someone
-a nicer way to call a girl a *****

That chastard stole my boyfriend!

by Rennie13 January 16, 2008

chatternick

A virus that crosses a chatterbox and Nickelodeon, which ultimately causes a deep yearning to talk about Zoey 101 and other related television programs (it's an STD) pictographic

Jason slept with a girl and therefore contracted the chatternick virus.

by Herbie Martinez February 15, 2008

chasteau

A gay man with extremely large thighs.Often prone to nipple shaving and dressing in black.

Gym changing room conversation between two super heterosexual males. "Have you seen the size of the thighs on that bloke using the treadmill? " "Yes I did notice and also I seem to recall he had no hair at all present in the nipple area of his upper torso"

"I think he may be a chasteau!!"

by superhetro April 16, 2008

Casterpow

Anal fisting after one ices their hand for awhile creating frozen hairs.

You really casterpowed me last night, it was as cold as a whiffle. Woop!

by banksaliciouslol October 20, 2008

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009