Canadian

A person who unknowingly hates themselves for being a citizen of an inferior country. This self hate is brought on by a disease called iwishiwuzamericandis. Causes of this disease are unknown but have been linked to shitty cold weather, piss labeled as beer, failure to master one's "own" sport (Bruins?), lack of culture and awkward social cues. Experts say the only thing good coming from America's nerdy little redheaded stepbrother is high grade marijuana. It's speculated, though, that the US will be better at that in just a couple years. Side effects include trying to be American but in a very sissy way.

Canadian at Canadian bar:

Ooh, I hate those Americans, with their low taxes and awesome weather and theme parks and Miley Cyrus. I love maple syrup.

Mexican at Canadian bar: Are you kidding?
(mumbles) God shit twice and there was Canada.

Canadian at Canadian bar: What'd you say?

Mexican at Canadian bar: Oh, um. Gosh it's nice, here's to Canada.

by Swampdonkey97 June 30, 2011

Canadian Bacon

The best fucking thing ever

Me:I FUCKING <3 CB(CANADIAN BACON)

by SDI Clover April 15, 2010

Canadian

Being Canadian is like renting the loft apartment above a really great party, a.k.a. America

Man that looks like fun, too bad we're canadians

by Doogie,theoneandonly February 23, 2011

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Canadian Tuxedo

Sterotypical term referring to how everything in Canada is below everythign in America by saying that an American is to Canada as a tuxedo is to a jean jacket.

Hey, look at that guy's Canadian tuxedo, he thinks he's all bad!

by B-Jax June 27, 2004

Canadian History

Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.

In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.

by Kid Kracker Jack February 5, 2010

canadian potato chips

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008