cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

Cyclops Mega Blast

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom

Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!

by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb

Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

blasting

When a member of Bapo is currently using the toilet and pooping. Generally followed by taking a shower to clean up. The word can also be replaced with an emote :blasting: which signifies the same action.

Jappetto being the upstanding moderator he is, continued to process the mod queue while using his laptop and blasting. After blasting he showered to make sure he was clean again.

by bapo-blaster September 28, 2019

Blast Basket

Another name for a vagina or ass.

Yo all you have to do is buy her that KFC 5 dollar fill up box and then she'll let you fill up her blast basket.

by Slapu90 August 22, 2017

blast

To intensely focus one's exercise.

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.

by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010