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bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.
1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see
by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019
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Groupwork in bed

Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
by JackHT September 17, 2018
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Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018
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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022
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