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baseball 

The most

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sport in the world watched by fat

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American losers who have extremely

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lives!!!
Baseball is shit!

Football(as in soccer for all you American pigs) is the greatest sport in the world!!!

Manchester United are the greatest football(as in soccer you yanks) team in the world!!!
baseball by rambo April 14, 2005
Related Words
The act of taking your partners anus and inserting a hoop earring into this person's anus and sliding your testicles into the hole made by the hoop earring. Upon taking out the earring, you have reached 5th base.
I just got to 5th base with my girlfriend, the earring got stuck, but the hospital understood.
5th base by Scene Johna August 21, 2016

Base War 

Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.
Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.

Baseball 

An activity, not sport, in which rednecks (normally inbreds) use a wooden bat to hit a ball and run around in a square, stopping in 30 yard intervals because they are not physically capable of running farther than 30 yards without having cardiac arrest.
Jim plays baseball because he doesnt have the mental capacity to play any other sport.
Baseball by Mister_Fister82 May 15, 2016
A second word for second base.
Called this way because on second base it is usually only the girl getting touched not they guy like at all other bases and home.
Jeremy: hey i went girl base yesterday
Colin: what is girl base?
Jeremy: second base
Colin: oh yeah right... with who?
Jeremy: Kate