frustration boner 

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

frustration boner by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

Breakdown Boner 

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.

When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.

Breakdown Boner by A4estonfire April 25, 2010

eco-boner 

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

eco-boner by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007

wrong boner 

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

wrong boner by DrJonas February 4, 2010

Chicken Boner 

When you have a raging boner due to an intense hankering for amazing chicken. Originated upon eating chicken at a cook-off in Concan, Tx.

A little bit of chicken boner, chicken boner on a Friday night. A chicken boner that feels so right. With a my chicken boner up!

Chicken Boner by ChickenBoner June 5, 2011

bandwagon boner 

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.

"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!

bandwagon boner by DariusRamboWhite December 23, 2011

adrenaline boner 

a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight

person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!

adrenaline boner by thesmartjew March 17, 2016