Lahset Bati

A mathematical Slender Man, who talks about mufasa..............
Pros: -_-
Cons: Always Respawns when we have a free period, weirdo, cringe, Fake stories, he creates and applies every single law, any guy he sees is mufasa, If you wear glasses then you are in deep shit.

Lahset Bati: You look like my son Mufasa
I:-----

Students: Lets goooo, the teacher didn't attend

Lahset bati RESPAWNS
Students: Ah shit.... here we go again.

by I wont tell u my name March 18, 2021

Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

co-bating

When two people masturbate synergistically.

Me and my buddy was co-bating and a friend walk in on us.

by Co-Bater cliff May 15, 2021

The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

summer batman’s

Summer Batman’s is a great, beautiful, sexy person no one else can compare too

“Y’all hear what summer Batman’s did “

“No one cares she’s irrelevant

by Abaddiewithaphattie July 2, 2021

The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.

My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.

by 694206969 November 15, 2021