A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt
"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"
by Panam Logistics November 15, 2021
Lola Evans is the biggest wet wipe you will ever meet, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.
by grac1e August 01, 2021
by grac1e August 01, 2021
A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 04, 2011
by Bella AKA King Kong February 05, 2018
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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025
Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
by yomommahaveapeepee May 10, 2018