alabama Big M

Any tall white kid with a fetish for alabama hot pockets and bombay rolls. They are usually found jerking off in subways in groups of 5/6. They are classed as 'outcasts'

1st kid: that alabama Big M kid is always jacking off over pics of his sister.
2nd kid: weak

by Wozzidawg September 22, 2007

alabama swamp ass

A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper

"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"

by Mason Beveridge September 28, 2003

Alabama Three Way

In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.

During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.

by ZentaiKitty May 14, 2012

Alabama

The best name EVARRRR<3 it definitely beats all the Ashleys and Katies. It's freakin beast and super unique!!! (yes my real name IS Alabama.)

Alabama has the beastliest name ever, man!

by MadamRed October 30, 2011

Alabama waffle

When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vagina and do the same thing. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer

I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnant.

by Abe Steven Sanders June 8, 2010

Alabama

A place where piss poor people with piss poor attitudes live. Mississippi is better.

In ALABAMA, you can marry your mom and your brother

by gooch killer August 4, 2006

alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015