emily witham

emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.

you are being such an emily witham right now ✋

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Emily Marie

Emily Marie is a person of integrity and doesn’t like being petty. She prefers saying things to your face and would never hide her emotions if she trusts you. She’s very nice and gentle to those that are nice and gentle to her. She knows how to defend herself. She knows how to get shit done but she also knows how to relax and have a good time. Low key. High key when she’s excited but still chill.

Emily Marie is so chill!

by 274!(!@210 April 19, 2019

Emily Sankey

When you go on a night out and get absolutely embarrassingly wasted in front of everyone know every time you leave the house.

She went out last night to Trilogy and pulled an Emily Sankey

by Shmethan Shmope April 18, 2022

Emily Gent

Emily Gent is a caring person, who never just thinks about themselves and always thinks about others. This person is nervous at first, but when you meet them they are amazing.

Is so pretty. The word pretty much the definition of Emily Gent.

by The bunny rabbit April 25, 2019

Emily adlington

Emily does not know how to spell😂 she will make a tea at 12 o’clock at night and she will try write a message and it will turn out like this ( Hi od Oyo No who to Spell) 😂

Emily Adlington will make you laugh and cry lol

by t._.hallas April 13, 2020

Emily Pawlaski

An individual who is immune to any type of physical pain. In a Nintendo Pokémon game, such an effect would be displayed as "The attack was not very effective"

"Flue shot was like here(Holds hand at mid torso level), and then the piercing was like here(raises hand to around shoulder height). I literally didn't feel a thing" said Emily Pawlaski

by GeneralMaximus November 5, 2020

Emily Lopez

The type of person who is named Emily and is married to a Mexican guy, she’s sweet, lovely and well extremely sexy just saying. Her thighs are plump and her smile is amazing too, just saying her full name makes you all happy inside. She does love you very dearly too DONT forget that

Emily Lopez.

by Chris Bone (totally not Lopez) November 23, 2021