Chinese Firestarter

A product or appliance made in China that is so bad of quality, it has a risk of catching fire and potentially burning more than just itself.

Don't buy things like appliances from China, they have a tendency to be chinese firestarters.

by username4544 September 14, 2020

Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire

Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025

Chinese doggy

A fat cubt who copy’s doggy

Person1 ok what is this
Chinese doggy hEy BuDdY

by Nute Gunray May 31, 2020

chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by anonymous March 5, 2024

Chinese Flashbang

when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside

Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.

Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .

by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022

chinese hiney

An ass that squints.

Baldy: Billy must really have to take a shit, his ass cheeks are squinting.

Joe: yeah man, he has a chinese hiney.

by Kydog54 October 13, 2015