2 seconds 

From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.

Tim "Argh, get this thing off me!"
John "2 seconds," (pulls out camera) "say cheese!"

2 seconds by LucySkyDiamond April 24, 2005

the house of the dead 2

"People of the AMS... I am Goldman."

Goldman talks like a text-reading computer program. And when that little purplish-flying-guy on stage 1 says 'Suffer like G did,' it sounds like a question.

the house of the dead 2 by Bastardized Bottomburp August 22, 2003

Gates Scaling System 2 

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)

" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2

Gates Scaling System 2 by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008

Super Mario Bros. 2 

Game of the year.

Supppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer mario brothers twoooooooooooooooooo babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!- videogamedunkey on "Super Mario Bros. 2"

Super Mario Bros. 2 by BetterSaifThanSorry July 25, 2018

2 percent rule 

you need to be 2 percent smarter than what ever you are working on in order to be able to operate or control it

He could not meet the 2 percent rule and operate the remote control

2 percent rule by Valj December 14, 2011

2 Inch Punisher 

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.

Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.

2 Inch Punisher by Nate Doge August 29, 2019

December 2 

A beautiful Sagittarius born into a big world that she not yet fully known about until she’s older fun, stubborn ,anxious about the world

Wow your very beautiful and you have a good personality u must be a Sagittarius born on (December 2nd )

December 2 by Q.blakk October 27, 2019