Weeb me out

To be creeped out by. Something that makes you feel uncomfortable.

You know how people have fears of clowns or snakes? That’s how I feel about midgits. They weeb me out, dude.

by StephMoneyMayhem May 20, 2021

Blackjack out

Masturbating furiously to the point of blacking out.

“ Furiously masturbating to the point of blackjack out and not awakening untill the great cumsplotion of 2021.”

by Apple Bogey May 25, 2021

Ways out

Use this phrase after saying something insulting, outrageous or provocative to indicate "I'm just joking," or "I don't really mean what I just said." Should be accompanied by a dismissive hand flop.

"Oh my god, there's a giant spider on your head! Ways out."

"Did you steal those pants from someone who weighs twenty pounds less than you? Ways out."

NOTE: I bag groceries in south Denver, and over the past few years I've used this "giant spider" example with dozens and dozens of customers to find out if they know what "Ways out!" means. Those who recognize the phrase are all people who (like me) graduated from a Denver area *public* high school roughly between 1975 and 1985. An outlier was a sophomore from Lincoln HS who had learned the phrase from her father -- who graduated with the Lincoln class of 1979!

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.

I'm new! check this out.

by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021

Ask out a Fanpage day!

May 29 is ask a fanpage out day. This is a day you will get a Gf/Bf so you better go find them or you will be single forever😀.

Fanpage 1: Ugh i really want to ask out (fanpage)
Fanpage 2: Go ask them out today is ask out a fanpage day!

Fanpage 3: Hey would you like to go out with me (fanpage)
Fanpage 1: Ofc!

by The hit woman May 28, 2021

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 28, 2021

Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021