Man Pee

A funny name for a man’s penis

He came out of the restroom & he had his man pee hanging out

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Richest man alive

Brandon

Richest man alive is Brandon

by Simpler_Name December 8, 2021

Barcelona-man

A footballer who regularly bangs FC Barcelona.

Sajid : Why does Barcelona-man perform like a man on sildenafil whenever he faces Barcelona?

Farhan : Because, Barcelona are that bang-able.

by Fajid Sarhan December 10, 2021

W mans

Emu’s primo/cousin

Emu’s cousin is actually a W mans for putting him on

by Swervojayo December 11, 2021

Chi chi man

Homosexual, from Jamaican rap

Tom: Did you hear Lewis Hamilton was pushing a chi chi man agenda?

Alan: That must be why he lost to Max Verstappen

by Ldngeezer December 12, 2021

Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021

Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021