snowday fuck-up

when a weather man/woman predicts large amounts of snowfall for any weekday, but the storm never happens. people typically bitch at each other during first-period the next morning

weather guy- "and on wednesday we're expecting 15 inches plus in your town"

Next day, no snow

Teacher- "well that was a snowday fuck-up if ever saw one"

by Planchet March 2, 2010

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fucking your parents

The act of hiring a friend or a professional burglar to break into the home that you live in to rob your parents over anything containing monetary value in order for you to make rent. Though some might regard this as unscrupulous, it is less so if your family happens to have a decent property insurance plan and it is also highly ironic.

My mom upped my rent by a hundred dollars so I paid a crackhead sixteen bucks and a pack of cigarettes to break in in the middle of the night and steal my father's x-box. Fortunately he lied on the insurance claim so a Playstation 3 and a 60-inch plasma screen were a byproduct of the ordeal. I condone fucking your parents.

by gloryholes October 4, 2010

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Fucked up funny

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.

"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!

by PLATINUM RyDER November 3, 2010

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STURN ASS-FUCKING

a person getting it in theass. While having a serious, calm look on their face.
Or a person who has screwed up majorly that there ass is getting torn up so bad that it starts to bleed with the ripping and thrusting of a males penis.

He was getting a STURN ASS-FUCKING from his boss and looked quiet calm.

by Felix78 January 20, 2009

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