cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

fuck donald trump

most efficient way to trigger trump supporters on this website

e.g: wow the admins really pissed the retards off, fuck donald trump

by MISTATHUG December 8, 2020

What the fuck is a kilometer?

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.

"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"

by Kuk Poo June 13, 2023

egyptian rat fuck

card game

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Fuck Donald Trump

A president that America really deserves. A man who does his job even though civilian sheep have been crying and protesting since his victory.

2020 Now he is showing Americans how liberals and civilian sheep lie, cheat, and steal. But taking care of the MEN AND WOMEN of America.

Also he is the first president to being peace with north Korea and Russia .

Jesus, Fuck Donald Trump. he doing again and being the man and taking care of the country.. when he is gone I'm done helping civilian sheep too.. God Bless

by Tellingithowitistruth100 December 8, 2020

fuck your couch

It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done

Person 1: I just finished my homework!

Person 2: Fuck your couch.

by ireallyhateyoualot October 4, 2011

molten ass fuck

Pouring any heated liquid upon a girls ass, during the act of sex. Take note, if preforming particular positions, said liquid fire may cook your nuts to a hellish shrivel.

Man: "Woman, I'm gonna molten ass fuck the shit out of you later!"

Woman: "What the hell does that mean?"

by DSharks February 13, 2010