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bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.
Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.
by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003
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cunty fuck bubbles

When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.
"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
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holy fucking shit

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.
Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!
by ekoshyun July 1, 2003
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What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.
by Brad April 11, 2005
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kentucky jug fuck

When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.
Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"
by chydog December 3, 2007
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fuck our god

used in hebrew as the term 'fuck elokeyno' to describe a situation where someone realizes that an amazing event has occured
He: Hey, there is a UFO over there
Me: Fuck our god!!!
by MichaelB May 13, 2005
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