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Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
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Dirty Spoon Rest

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg
I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.
by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012
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Dirty Tyler Knight

The act of shitting in a females vagina, and throwing up in it, then eating it all out. then throw it back up on her back, and rub your balls around in it for 5 to 10 minutes. Then when you complete this process, go back to your house and stick a needle in your peehole and a carrot in your butthole and do the stanky leg for approximately 12 mintues. To top it all off you stick your dick in a meat grinder. its a habit usually found in baseball players from fishersville virginia.
Yoooo i gave this bitch the Dirty Tyler Knight last night!
by BryanBattaglia June 18, 2009
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Dirty Hanging Wedgie

When you tell your friends you've gotta go take a dump and they grab you, take all your clothes except your underwear, tie you up and hang you from a tree or anything high, and leave you to crap and or pee all over yourself. when your underwear finally rip and you fall on your butt and get crap all over your back. Best if victim has boxer briefs or tighty whities
When my brother was a ninth grader he kept mouthing me.
He got up to go to the restroom so i grabbed him. He knew what I was doing because i had told him about it once.He screamed,"No, No, not a Dirty Hanging Wedgie." I took all his clothes, forced him put on a pair of his old tighty whities, tied his feet and legs with duct tape, and Hung him from the top of our tether-ball pole. I then used the duct tape to make sure he wouldn't slip off. His feet were dangling three feet of the ground. He was up there for 4 hours and wound up crapping himself twice and peed once, before his tighty whities ripped. When he came in he had crap all up and down his back, and was dripping pee everywhere. He hasn't mouthed me since.
by CZwrestler37 June 4, 2009
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Dirty Parody Names

A fake name derived from a sexual term or phrase where the words are manipulated and mispelled in order to make it look like a real person's name.
Jenna Tools is one of the newest dirty parody names.
by Straight from E-ville April 16, 2005
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dirty dozen sunday

Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.
Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.

..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
by Ejaculaxor March 12, 2008
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Dirty Little Slut

A girl that does what she is told in the bedroom without hesitation or question from the dominate party. You will be suprised on the nasty things these females will do! Lickin buttholes, piss drinks, take it in every hole possible, 6 dicks at once, ETC......
Person 1: Dude Courtany is a nasty Bitch
Person 2: Yeah Bro she's a Dirty Little Slut! Ask Ronny!
by Rockefella! December 30, 2013
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