Wank Worthy

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful

" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"

by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015

Mouth wank

Mouth wank, when put your penis in a barely conscious woman's mouth and slop it about in a wanking action using no hands and no help from the lady in question until the point of ejaculation after which point the cock is wiped clean in her hair.

I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
Sloppy, mouth wank, cock, frosty jacks, blow job

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth May 16, 2016

Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

Scream Wank

Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.

I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.

by joeking January 21, 2015

Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019

Wank cone

A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.

"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"

"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"

by Can'tcopythis May 31, 2017

Imagi-wank

To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.

Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!

Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...

by FunkStuff December 29, 2007