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Turd Burglar

Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
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pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race
We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022
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Turd Burglar

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.
by VerlinHays January 6, 2017
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turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .
by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019
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turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
by SPELLING May 15, 2023
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Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011
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Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011
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