A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.
Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
by BetaDeebs May 16, 2018
A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.
Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....
Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
by Linearity August 24, 2020
A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
by SD Nomderb September 05, 2022
A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.
by Boozeturd July 15, 2016
A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.
Often used in sentences like:
Often used in sentences like:
by Mars_:) June 23, 2022