trump turd

A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
by SD Nomderb September 05, 2022
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Turd heaven

sewers
Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven
by Ladyjanathon July 03, 2016
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Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
by Blumkin master September 01, 2018
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Turd Ball

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Turd of prey

A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrians day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.
Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.
by BetaDeebs May 16, 2018
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Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.
My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.
by Boozeturd July 15, 2016
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