Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
by Urban English honor student May 21, 2018
Get the Turd Burglarmug. a rehab resistant drug addict.
by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010
Get the turd turkeymug. We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022
Get the pterodactyl turdmug. by VerlinHays January 6, 2017
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
Get the Lumber Turdsmug. The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits
After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.
by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019
Get the Turd formationmug. by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017
Get the Turd puffmug.