Turd Burglar

Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..

Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.

by Urban English honor student May 21, 2018

turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race

We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others

by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022

Turd Burglar

One who steals turds.

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.

by VerlinHays January 6, 2017

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Turd formation

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017