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Horny Little Devil

A midget who is crazed by the idea of sex. Their fascination by the act of sex and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public, especcialy with respect to midgets.

Often, the sex enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely off this world. Sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
Horny Little Devil: "Come back to my house baby"
Person: "Why would you want to?"
Horny Little Devil: "I want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far"
Person: "No of course you're a midget you %$#@."
by Mastermidget September 15, 2009
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New Jersey Devils

Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?

Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
by NHLFacts June 9, 2015
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New Jersey Devils

A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
by emokid123 March 8, 2010
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White Devil Syndrome

White Devil Syndrome can be diagnosed by anyone observing a White Devil Bastard committing atrocities to man. White Devil Syndrome was first discovered by Malcolm X long ago. A White Devil can be anything from the guy that joins the xbox party to play racist tiktoks to a much wider broader and extreme set of actions.
white devil: *insert racial comment here*
oh Dylan, you must’ve caught White Devil Syndrome again!
by Eli The Enlightened November 5, 2022
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Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.
Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal
by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020
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Playing the Devil's Kazoo

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday
by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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