Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?
by dat otha wite guy July 20, 2009
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Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.
Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!
by CCC. August 05, 2006
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head monster

Since 1979, the official corporate title of Noel Lee, the President of Monster Cable Products, Inc.
Noel Lee, the Head Monster, will be the key note speaker at the 2004 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
by Krame Dart December 10, 2003
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Filip and Monster

Two men who take eachothers dick up the ass.
Filip and Monster keep taking eachothers dick up the ass, Why do they do it in the library.
by 1234Tonk1234 May 21, 2019
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college monster

a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.
"Dude, that girl is such a badass!"
"Yeah she must be a college monster."
by Marge December 13, 2004
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monster tard

1. An extremely UGE mentally retarded person 2. a black person 3. Kaylee
That is quite a monster tard! YOU FUCKING MONSTER TARD!
by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006
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Turf Monster

Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.
by anthrax021 November 08, 2006
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