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Lia and Sam

Lia and Sam are to friends, Sam of course is a boy and Lia is a girl...these friends constantly try to ruin other friendships, Lia is also someone that you should drop as a friend because she is a two face hoe that lies about everything and everybody and Sam is also two faced but he promises something and does the opposite and lies about everything and everybody
Girl 1: Sam said: I was friends with her for a long seven years but I waisted my time

Girl2: I was only friends with him for three years

Girl1: I told Sam not to tell Lia and he said her wouldn’t but he did and this is what Lia said: Girl2 is a two faced bitch

Girl3: EXCUSE MEE

Lia and Sam: we dumb
by The real bih November 22, 2019
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Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7
Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that
by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
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Asian Sam

Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019
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Sam Dean

Sam Dean is a typically hot guy with tons of bitches. He gets all the pussy from all the girls he also dosent like dark nipples (Jade) he is also a really cool person who is very bout. He plays no games when it comes to bout ness.
Sam dean is a attractive man.
by Noah svensen April 8, 2019
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Sam bata

This name is given to kids that are normally very special, pretty high up on the spectrum. This gender is very crazy sometimes and quite dangerous if you approach them in the wrong way. In their Natural habitat, they put up one leg and start clapping and making clicking noises (just like the Africans). This is a way of their mating call. Once a Sam Bata is in a bad mood, he can start shouting "oof". This is a very bad situation, if within a 20-yard radius you will be ass fucked.
Normal person: hey sam
Sam : hey *clicks*
N P : okay

Sam : you mocking me???
N P : ummm...no?
Sam} : "OOF"

Boom pow, you're dead

Current definition: Sam bata is an alpha male ready for his next pray
by BruhGamer69 June 10, 2019
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sloppy sam

When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam
Aw I just did a sloppy Sam
by JakenBacon 1939 March 22, 2017
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sam love

A rich girl who hits a lot and love to scream like a Banchee
You are acting like a total sam love right now babe, stop hitting me!
by Keaton strunk June 12, 2017
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