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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Confirmation theory

Not to be confused with the study.

When you come up with a theory for a subjects that shares or identifies similar aspects, of which imply another theory. This theory confirms another, in logic with what’s been expressed, whether directly or indirectly.

Symbolic in relation. Hint of mutuality. Sarcasm marked.
Larry - “The time doesn’t shoot too far out as he loops further, I think he gets killed in the end.”

Tom- “That would make sense why blood stains appear later in the loops as he keeps looping further. Cool confirmation theory.”

Larry-“Stfu Tom! That’s not gonna happen.”
by 1ksoss February 22, 2024
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cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1
Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.
by Florence1 August 2, 2023
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The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up
A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.
by The window theory April 15, 2020
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Thagriyium Theory

The theory of two time zones colliding together. When time is read, you describe the "in between" of the two times
We live off the Thagriyium Theory to tell time
by Ratiodo February 8, 2018
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Conspiracy Theory

A belief that the government and the media should never be trusted.
You think it’s silly to be a conspiracy theorist? Well I think it’s silly that you trust the media and the government. That’s why I believe a conspiracy theory can be true.
by GMG1981 February 4, 2024
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Music Theory

The boof, bad things, unenjoyable events, and the like.
"That girl I've been after just turned me down."

"That's music theory, man."
by lunetoile December 27, 2020
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