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Hipster tits

Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.

It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.
by kyleatx December 7, 2010
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tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.
Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"
by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005
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bitch tits

when a steroid users nipples become sensitive and supple like a woman's
yo bitch tits'
by assylum January 6, 2009
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dry tit

When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.
Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.
by jethrojones December 9, 2007
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Witch's tit

by Light Joker June 30, 2004
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floppy tits

Stretch out boobs,breast with no bra,sagging breast
Damn man did you see her floppy tits,she need to put on a bra
by nasesity November 20, 2014
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shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl
by rubiks19 June 28, 2010
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