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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
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twatty spoon

a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks
Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops
by jack_carig April 13, 2015
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Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.
Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.
by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019
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spoon

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker
"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"
by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 25, 2022
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Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010
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mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position
Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
by Pookiebear May 18, 2005
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rhythm spoon

1. The act of spooning in rhythm

- sexual act with couples pole dancing

2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber
I’m going to be boo’d up tonight, rhythm spoon

Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon

Arbitration, rhythm spoon
by Kash814bche October 20, 2018
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