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Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
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Canada Tower

A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.
“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
by Byrti October 4, 2021
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Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.
by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010
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canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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