Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

Beard World

Where a person goes when they are high on marijuana. The equivalent of Margaritaville for those who drink.

Frankie: Where are you going ? On a burn run ?
Will: Yeah, we're on our way to Beard World.

by Colleen Barbie March 31, 2008

horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole

oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her

by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014

face beard

When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard

"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"

by Miz Michael February 4, 2018

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025