Queef

Slang for an old woman

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."

by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019

queef

a sexy puss puss that come out of ur noodle doodle that makes a little toot once it has come out of ur puss puss or noodle doodle boys do not do a queef queef so it will not come out of ur noodle doodle it will come out of ur boonda smelly welly nelly jelly

I did a queef nugget

by sussy monster August 11, 2022

Queef

Hay hays pussy noise

Queef is the noise hay hay pussy makes

by Yeah987 January 11, 2021

Queef

Pussy fart.

"So why did my wife queef on my face?"

by March 02, 2023

queef

air released from your va-jay-jay.

queef is love, queef is life

by br1anna November 27, 2020

Queef

A fart from a vagina without the smell

"She just queefed"

by stfugetlosthoe March 12, 2022

Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 22, 2021