Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one

Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!

by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.

"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.

by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018

daughiece-in-law

daughiece-in-law is similar to Sonephew-in-law. but the female version of that term.

Auntie: I guess I can call you, My daughiece-in-law now.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.

Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate

by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023