1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.
2. A Snuggy.
2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
by The Cap N' August 10, 2020
Get the ottawa jizz ragmug. by Noncy boi November 10, 2022
Get the Just Jizz Januarymug. When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
Get the Ultimate Jizz Attackmug. by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
Get the jizz on my assmug. 
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'
Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'
Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'
Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
by Corbusier December 22, 2014
Get the Jizz Master Jaymug. The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 22, 2021
Get the prozac jizz philosophymug.