Talking to Taylor

Sucking dick

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Oh...I was talking to Taylor "

by RIPGOGOSUSHI February 17, 2017

tummy talk

When your stomach rips open exposing its mouth and talks to you about your sexual history.

Man that tummy talk last night was really awkward and now I have to get stitches in my abdomen to make sure it doesn't happen again

by Jubblyjube August 1, 2016

talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

unsport talking

The Art of relating two unrelated sports to anger someone. answering questions of one sport with Using stats and players and positions of another sport

earlier: "Do you think the Celtics will win?"
"I Don't know they have a weak pitching staff"
"what the fuck. that doesn't even make any sense"

dude earlier i was unsport talking ethan. it pissed him off so much.

by zedly December 18, 2012

Talk-Blocker

Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.

Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.

by chefboyari March 28, 2011

face-talk

When some one is giving you shit/busting your balls for no reason.

Friend 1: Dude, what the hell? Why didn't you just pick me up?
Friend 2: My bad, I forgot.
Friend 1: What are you, stupid?
Friend 2: Shut up, I've had enough of your face-talk right now.

by Briana M. November 2, 2011