Bogey spoons

Another name for finger nails due to them being very useful when it comes to scooping bogeys from the nostrils.

Sharon is off to get her bogey spoons done at the nail salon later.

by Jimbo Baggins March 12, 2025

Ginger Spoon

A TALL ginger man who shoves spoons in there ass while there getting their chode touched

I have seen it once it's terrifying

I'll be Ginger Spooning tonight

by Vcdf March 19, 2025

spoon-licker

someone who licks spoons

you're a spoon-licker

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food

Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.

by Emma. February 27, 2023

Spoons

A game where you drive past a negro, scream YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! And throw and spoon at them. And if you don’t hit them with the spoon, you have to get out, pick it up, and try to hit them again.

Hey John, wanna go to Compton and play spoons?

by Nigga killa March 16, 2023

spooned

spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often

*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*

everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"

by throwawayud March 17, 2023

Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.

"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."

by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024