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Get the Watching a Shark movie mug.A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
Get the Megamouth Shark mug.Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
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by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018
Get the stealing the shark mug.The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
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